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It’s the holidays again, and of course I’m missing The Boyfriend like crazypants. Granted, I always miss him what with him living on the coast and me being smack dab in the middle of the country, but around this time of year when fall’s heading into overtime and the prospect of Thanksgiving, Samhain and Solstice [...]

I live out in the boonies, so I’ve heard every horrible hillbilly pick-up line in the book. The worst aren’t even pick-up lines, they’re kind of Threat-mantic ( Please, tell me there are other Fairly Odd Parents fans out there? ) and they end up sounding far more like threats than invitations.
I think the worst [...]