Vistaprint Coupons!

As my regulars know already, I’ve been a long time fan of VistaPrint, the company that offers you all those neat office freebies like rubber stamps, checks, car magnets and what they’re likely best known for, free business cards, and they’ve always had great deals and freebies but not everyone can afford their prices on regular items – even if those prices are rock bottom for their type of business.

But, if you’re on the broke side but you still need announcements or a business card case, you can check out vistaprint coupons over at They have a lot of coupons you can use for free that will save you up to 50% on your order at, I haven’t tried them yet but I’m going to put them to good use when it comes time to order new cards!

Miracle Growth?

Well, I have to admit I’ve never heard of a supplement that helps you get taller than you are, but apparently there is one – or so it seems. Yeah, this isn’t one of those ‘that certain part of a male body’ growth pills, it’s actual height! You see, when you stop growing it’s because your bones fuse at the ends ( or that’s how I understand it, at least ), and because of genetics, mal nutrition, etc. they can fuse prematurely – aka, some people are just meant to be short. Well, I don’t know how HGH makes you grow taller if your bones are fused at the ends, but honestly I’m no doctor so I don’t know how things work exactly. It’s worth looking into, though!

David Anderson

New Height Increasement Supplement May Help You Grow Taller

Los Angeles, CA — May 10, 2008 — A new product claims that it is the first supplement that has developed specifically for the purpose of height increasement. That’s right, it’s a product that is actually designed to make you grow taller. They call their product “Maxagrowth” and claim that they have seen results of up to 4 inches of height increase in many of their clients, many of whom have taken the product years after puberty. Maxagrowth says they have performed tests on various gender, age, and ethnic groups and seen height increases from 1 – 4 inches, sometimes gaining as much as 6 inches, with little to no negative side effects.

So why would someone want to become taller? Well, there are numerous reasons. Many studies have proven the correlation between being taller and having more self confidence, which may explain why the average American CEO is taller than the average American man. Many studies have also proven that how tall you are is the first thing that is noticed about you in the human brain, even before your race or gender. How tall you are can also directly correlate to how attractive you are to the opposite sex. Numerous studies amoung women have proven that they tend to prefer men who are taller over shorter ones, and numerous studies among men have shown that they are more intimidated by taller males and tend to give them more respect.

So how does it work? Maxagrowth’s website states that it contains 9 ingredients which have been selected for their abilty to increase the production of HGH (Human Growth Hormone) in the human body. “HGH is what triggers our bodies to get that “growth spurt” that we get when reaching puberty.” A Maxagrowth rep stated. “What Maxagrowth does is give adults a “second growth-spurt” by triggering the release of HGH that is lacking in their body.” To get the maximum results you need to take four capsules daily, two in the morning and two in the evening. The complete course is 6 months, during the time of which you hopefully will see increased gains in your height.

The most amazing thing about Maxagrowth however may be the price. For a supplement making such extraordinary claims we expected the price to be somewhere around $100 or more per bottle. We were actually pretty shocked when we found out that it was only $39.95. An affordable price indeed. “We think our product is a breakthrough that will change people’s lives.” a Maxagrowth representative said. “Part of our innovation is to have a product that not only does what we says it does, put is priced extremely affordably. We want our product to be used and benefited by all.”

While a Maxagrowth spokesman said that their product may be released in retail stores in the near future, it is currently only available for purchase through their website They will also give you two bottles free if you purchase the full six month course and offer a 90-day money back guarantee on all orders.

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Mother’s Day – Yay?

Well, I’ve done it! I’ve made it almost to another Mother’s day with actual money to spend on my mom, which isn’t easy when you make $400/mo for 15 hour days! Laota and I got my mom a gorgeous diamond necklace and earrings set and a bath set with body sprays, we have yet to get a card, though! I’m not sure how we keep doing that, we somehow always wait until the very last second to get greeting cards no matter what the occasion because we suck and we’re uber forgetful, we even went out today to look at cards and forgot about it. We came home with Pepsi, instead, lmao.

Credit Card Reviews

As you know, when I’m not ranting about my life, this website is basically about freebies, free samples, free gifts, etc., but you can’t get everything for free, right? Right. And I’m sure you’ll eventually need to build your credit history at some point in your life, and that’s where comes in handy. If you’re going to do something this important, you want to start off on the right foot and know what you’re getting yourself into.

CreditCardsClub has taken it upon themselves to offer you credit card reviews to help you choose the card that’s right for you, and make that decision an informed one. If you’re looking for a card, I suggest giving them a try. :)

Fat People: Just TRY?

Holy crap! Some of the things people suggest to help ‘fat’ people become ‘normal’ are insane! I was talking to this chickie at the store today, and she made a comment about how all fat people have to do to be thin is to just get up off that couch and lay off the chips – as if it’s that easy!? Like everyone who’s overweight is just lazy and they eat too much, that’s all there is to it? That’s crazy-insane! What is wrong with this woman?

She even suggesed that people fix their cravings by doing things that are obviously dangerous, here are some of them – you’ll laugh and be scared at the same time!

Replace food cravings with:
Crushes, you can never have enough and they satisfy a sweet tooth! there’s nothing like obsessing over that certain someone!
Sponges. attack that dirty sink or kitchen floor and wipe your stress away!

I have to write them all down, they’re hilarious!

Fashion Goddesss: Kelly Osbourne

75x75You know who I love? I *love* Kelly Osbourne. I think she’s got a fantastic sense of personal style, she wears what she wants when she wants to wear it and she doesn’t let the Fashionistas ( Decoded: Fashionistas are people who stay on the cutting edge of fashion by doing what *everyone else* is doing then declaring it ‘in style’ ) tell her how she should dress, and she doesn’t care what you think. She always looks great and she’s got such attitude – to quote Molly Ringwald, “She’s got such great style.” – granted, she was talking about Madonna but Kelly’s as close right now as we’ll get to 80s Madonna other than Madonna herself.

I think I really admire Kelly’s sense of style because it’s nice to see someone in the public eye who seems to feel the way I do – that fashion is subjective and that, if it isn’t fun and doesn’t reflect who you are then it isn’t worth doing at all. You may as well walk through life in jeans and a tshirt if you’re going to follow the crowd!

If you’re a big fashion hound, and I know you are, you should check out the Dockers Commercial Contest over at – maybe even talk about Kelly or Madonna? Both of whom are major style icons, I don’t care who you are or where you come from, you just have to bow down to those two – they’ve just got ‘it’, don’t they? Anyway, Dockers contest is available to everyone ( read the TOS! ), and it sounds like a hoot and a half. Fashin + Contesnt always = good times, eh? I wish my digital camera were working so I could sign up, too!

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Review: One Missed Call (08)

Well, it’s official, the remake of One Missed Call was actually worse than I thought it would be. They added a…and then there was the…and he was a cop but…have you ever wanted to be able to shoot just the piece of your brain out that controls the memory of one single film? Spoilers Below

First of all, someone start punching that main chick – just, please. Punching. Because she was worthless through the entire thing, and where as I loved Yumi and wanted her to make it, this new chick actually made me root for the ghost! Yes, that’s right, I wanted them to get her and kill the shit out of her.

Plus, they promised me Azura Skye and she was only it in for, like, 10 minutes! Plus, there are so many inconsitancies between the films it makes the remake look like a 100 monkeys wrote it with their feet. Somehow Newmi ( which is what I call the main character, since she’s New Yumi ) happens to be everywhere the ghosts are – in places she wasn’t in the first film – poking her ass into the crime scenes and then, to convince us that she’s terrified, she begins acting like she just swallowed a bug. She went to the Meg Ryan School for Acting Good, or something. She makes Anne Hathaway look like Judy Denche in comparison. ( I know what you’re thinking, how can I possibly be Judy Denche when I’m so obviously Halle Barry – okay, I’m done, lol. )

On top of this, they added BS that didn’t need to be in there – like the multitude of ghosts out of nowhere. Just random smack-faced ghosts with dead, blue skin and meanacing faces just staring at you if you’ve gotten the call – and then it turns out that *fanfare* those ghosts are actually exact replicas of the little ghost girl’s toys! Plus, there’s nothing left of the original film to make this scary – they kept a very few things, and didn’t really think about what they were doing. This movie is SO bad, it gets a negative rating – three thumbs up my butt. Do yourself a favor, watch the original.

Dockers Contest

240x180Well, looks like there’s a new contest from the people over at Dockers, and I do love me a contest – especially a neat themed one like the Dockers Commercial Contest. Everyone who’s anyone is joining, meaning people from all walks of life are submitting videos about anything and everything, and basically I’ve just been having fun and wasting time there and surfing around through their neat-ness. If you’d like to check out what the video contenders are up to, it’s not hard to find your way around the site, really, but the load time about killed my browser. Worth it, though, some funny stuff!

I’ve really never been a big fan of Dockers. I don’t dislike the, but I’m not really part of the khaki crowd, but overall the brand is pretty cool and I hear their wicked strong for what are basically slacks. SO far the commercials are cool and funny, though, like this one that actually scared me because the page took forever to load so I started doing something else, then the sound came on LOUD and out of nowhere – I may have screamed a little bit, lol.

If you wan to enter the Dockers contest, all you have to do is sign up then upload your own original video. Easy peasy!

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Spark Up!

Well, it’s money time, as it turns out! SocialSpark’s been launched for a little while now, and I’ve been an active member since just before it’s launch, and I’ve got to say, overall I really like it.

The ability to make extra cash I like, and I’m in love with the idea of sponsorships, though they way they go about it is likely to scare off visitors and null the advertiser’s attempts to get new customers. I also like the social aspect, it’s like MySpace only it doesn’t suck and it’s full of people you have at least *something* in common with, which really sets it apart from other social networking friend sites – plus, the great majority of the time your friends are actually there and easy to identify. That, and did I mention that you can make money?

In addition to this being a social network, you get a fairly in depth personal profile, like This One. I chose Nick’s profile because he’s one of my closest, and most insane friends.

Overall it’s really got potential, and I’m happy to be part of it, but some things about it drag the experience down a bit. The slow load time of the pages for one – what good is a pretty site if, by the time you load the page, the opp you want isn’t open anymore? And the wait list in queues is exceptionally long, plus half the time when a reserved opp becomes available it’s in the middle of the night so by the time I get to it, it’s already gone.

But making money on the site is easy once you get used to how things work, and everyone’s very friendly and easy to get along with. The rating systems rule, and the sparks ( non-paid opps that just give you something creative to write about ) are always a lot of fun and easy to write about, plus you occasionally come across ideas, issues and services you wouldn’t have known about before.

This post is sponsored by my old friend PayPerPost.

Coding, Pew!

I’m seriously starting to hate coding. I’m trying my best to force web standards down my throat, but I keep screwing it up insead of getting any better! I’ve bought two ebooks on the subject that I can’t afford, and I’ve been spending my time reading about it and trying to put it into practice yet failing miserably, and sometimes I just want to say, “screw it!” – but being stubborn, I know I won’t, lol. I’ll just keep hacking away until it kills me.