Ugh, I have been sick to my stomach all day. I’ve been having a lot of stomach problems the last six or seven months or so, but this is different. This was brought on by a pita chip, which was utterly disgusting and now I’m so queasy from a quarter-sized bite that I’ve thrown up twice and I’m sitting here nausiated out of my mind and waiting for more heaving to come. I’m so tired of being sick every second of every day, if it’s not one thing it’s another, but this time I’m kicking myself because I could have avoided it.

I’m having a hissy fit. Hissy fit, I tell you! Because the last two weeks have been killing me with allergies. I’m allergic to so much I must have been Urkel in a previous life or something - just big, stupid, 80s nerd allergies and they’re driving me insane. I wake up with a sore throat from my sinus issues ( yes I know that doesn’t make sense if you don’t have it, but trust me, it’s almost always my sinus issues that are the sore throat culprit ) and I’ve got a headache from the damn sinus thing. I’m so stuffed up that you’d think I had a cold, but I don’t - allergies. What I want are a few decent allergy solutions that I can actually afford. I suppose I could check out the high quality products over at AlerG.com. Whatever I’m going to do about this I need to do it fast because I live in Missouri, Buttcrack of the universe, so of course I’m surrounded by all the mold and pollen in the world, lol.