Jay and Silent Bob

You know what I miss? The 90s. It annoys me that the 90s is over, and that kids today are disrespectful, and they drive too fast, and their music is just noise, and things cost more than they used to, and Hawaii was better before. So, yeah, basically I’m really old, lol.

I’m watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, which is technically a 2001 production but it has so many earmarks of the 1990s that it’s nostalgic for me, and I’m sure that Kevin Smith intended such an emotional tug for a film starring two loveable stoners that we all grew up with. I’m actually sad that there will be no more Jay and Silent Bob films, because of all of the things from my youth, The Fat Man and The Little Kid will be one of the things I miss the most – along with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 3rd Eye Blind, velour shirts and gemtones.

Don’t mind me, I’m just crying a tear into my beer, lol.

Lifelock and You

I’ve posted before about my adoration of the concept of lifelock, and what it can do for you to help you on your way to securing your identity, and I’ve been poking around on their site and messing with the press releases and I found something interesting.

Lifelock is apparently the recipient of the Best Service spot in the 12th annual Webby Awards, which is cool since, from what I’ve heard they totally deserve that award. It would rule to be able to work there, actually, I’m pretty sure right now Lifelock is hiring for those who may be interested. I’d apply but the only thing I can do is design websites, I wouldn’t be much good to them! Lol.

Grr, Arghhhh!

So, I’m sleepy and yet here I am, plugging away at this BS so that I can finally get the first batch of fanlisting templates up and zipped, and uploaded and blah blah blah, lol. I’ve only got three of the ten templates I want to have finished actually finished and almost ready to upload, but smarty-pants that I am I had decided to get ten of them up before I upload them and now I wish I hadn’t.

Yes, I’m super duper lazy and I want to get it done already and just put up what I have so far, lol. I think it’s because I’ve been so busy, I haven’t even had time to finish any of my new brush sets, which is annoying since that also means I barely have time to eat or sleep – which explains my fabulous mood, lol.

eBay Frightens Me

I’ve heard about a *lot* of things sold on eBay, weird things – illegal and scary things. I’ve heard of someone trying to sell human kidneys ( or was it a liver? ) and how it got bid up into the thousands of dollars. I’d heard about a guy selling his virginity, also getting quite a bit of money for it. Someone sold a piece of toast with the Virgin Mary burnt into it, yet another person sold a book with a fly in it that was squished in the 1800s and even weirder was the selling of ad space on the back of someone’s head via perminant ink tattoo. Yeah, eBay can be a scary and interesting place, lol.

I’ve never sold something weird, really. I’ve sold clothes, CDs, DVDs and even digital products like website templates. In fact, the one item I’ve ever gotten a decent price for on eBay was a web template made in table-less CSS with multiple columns and rows – I thought it turned out very nicely, and for something that took me 15 minutes to build ( with the help of 1 free stock photo, thanks to Raymond ), it sold on eBay for over $30 in an auction that started at $0.99 – neat!

One of the nice things about digital downloads is that you don’t have to store or ship them like you do with physical goods, and because I don’t live near an iSold It store ( because my town’s about the size of an ant’s buttcrack ), I don’t really have the time or space to store and package these goods. I’d rather just drop them off at iSold It and have them sell it for me, but I don’t have that luxury – yet!

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Living in the Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room

I’m a big-time, and long-time animal lover and share my home with my sister and our adorable Shortcake, a spoiled Tonkonese with a bad temper and a taste for kipper. Because of Shortcake and her love of biting things, we can’t have birds here, and we wouldn’t want to if we could.

I know that sounds weird coming out of an animal lover like myself, but I have a good reason for this – I don’t really have to buy birds to enjoy having them around. We’ve got lovely bluejays, robins, barn swallows, sparrows and owls outside (owls who hoot all DAY, as a matter of fact ) – there are so many kinds of birds within 15 feet of our front door that in the morning it sounds like the Enchanted Tiki Room in our living room!

However, if you have an adorable, mouthy bird in our house you may want to check out the stylish cages over at YCA Cages. They’ve got a lot of styles for everything from breeding to playing, and they’re all beautiful ( especially the Victorians! ). I’d definately check it out if you’re in the market for a new cage. :)

Fanlisting Templates

Whoo, lots of stuff going on here. I’m sort of forcing myself to work, even though I honestly really don’t have time to do anything, you know? Well, I don’t have time to do what I’m doing I should say, which makes even less sense if you don’t know that I’m talking about making resources for this friggin’ website, lol.

I’m working on fanlisting templates – they’re for people who use Enthusiast to manage their fanlistings, and they’re all pre-made with the script files included ( you must already have Enthusiast installed on your server, the fanlisting added to the database and the fanlisting number in config set correctly for them to work ), all you’d have to do is change a few details and customize the graphics. Easy peasy!

God of the New World

Unknown-1Okay, unless you’ve been living in a sock in a hamper for the last few years, you’ve heard of Deathnote, either via the fantastic manga comic, or 2006’s Desu Noto the very popuar anime series based on the manga ( I think there’s already been a Japanese film released based on the Manga as well, but I’ve had a hard time finding it ).

DeathNote (Death Note) is about Light Yagami, a teenage student ( I think he’s 17 or 18 but I can’t remember ) who finds a notebook that claims to hold the power to kill anyone who’s name is written in it. Of course Light can’t resist becoming The God of the New World and taking justice into his own hands – it’s really brilliant stuff, very compelling.

Well, now I’m hearing that we’re set to get our own film about Deathnote on May 20th released to a nationwide audience, and I *have* to go see it. Or I will die. Yes, die, lol.

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Stomach Issues

Argh, I’m sick to my stomach. I’ve been dealing with sour stomach for two months now and I’m throwing up all the time, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. It’s freaking me out, it’s so painful but I can’t go and see a doctor because I’m dirt poor and have no insurance for *anything* which lends itself to me going crazy from pain and paranoia – it’s really getting to me.

I’m thinking of going the herbal route, because there *has* to be something to cure this kind of thing, right? Some kind of tea or something? It’s beginning to replace headaches as the health problem that hates me and messes up my daily life. I’m so tired of this.

Vistaprint Coupons!

As my regulars know already, I’ve been a long time fan of VistaPrint, the company that offers you all those neat office freebies like rubber stamps, checks, car magnets and what they’re likely best known for, free business cards, and they’ve always had great deals and freebies but not everyone can afford their prices on regular items – even if those prices are rock bottom for their type of business.

But, if you’re on the broke side but you still need announcements or a business card case, you can check out vistaprint coupons over at vistaprint-coupons.com. They have a lot of coupons you can use for free that will save you up to 50% on your order at VistaPrint.com, I haven’t tried them yet but I’m going to put them to good use when it comes time to order new cards!

Miracle Growth?

Well, I have to admit I’ve never heard of a supplement that helps you get taller than you are, but apparently there is one – or so it seems. Yeah, this isn’t one of those ‘that certain part of a male body’ growth pills, it’s actual height! You see, when you stop growing it’s because your bones fuse at the ends ( or that’s how I understand it, at least ), and because of genetics, mal nutrition, etc. they can fuse prematurely – aka, some people are just meant to be short. Well, I don’t know how HGH makes you grow taller if your bones are fused at the ends, but honestly I’m no doctor so I don’t know how things work exactly. It’s worth looking into, though!

Contact:
David Anderson
http://www.maxagrowth.com
david@maxagrowth.com

New Height Increasement Supplement May Help You Grow Taller

Los Angeles, CA — May 10, 2008 — A new product claims that it is the first supplement that has developed specifically for the purpose of height increasement. That’s right, it’s a product that is actually designed to make you grow taller. They call their product “Maxagrowth” and claim that they have seen results of up to 4 inches of height increase in many of their clients, many of whom have taken the product years after puberty. Maxagrowth says they have performed tests on various gender, age, and ethnic groups and seen height increases from 1 – 4 inches, sometimes gaining as much as 6 inches, with little to no negative side effects.

So why would someone want to become taller? Well, there are numerous reasons. Many studies have proven the correlation between being taller and having more self confidence, which may explain why the average American CEO is taller than the average American man. Many studies have also proven that how tall you are is the first thing that is noticed about you in the human brain, even before your race or gender. How tall you are can also directly correlate to how attractive you are to the opposite sex. Numerous studies amoung women have proven that they tend to prefer men who are taller over shorter ones, and numerous studies among men have shown that they are more intimidated by taller males and tend to give them more respect.

So how does it work? Maxagrowth’s website states that it contains 9 ingredients which have been selected for their abilty to increase the production of HGH (Human Growth Hormone) in the human body. “HGH is what triggers our bodies to get that “growth spurt” that we get when reaching puberty.” A Maxagrowth rep stated. “What Maxagrowth does is give adults a “second growth-spurt” by triggering the release of HGH that is lacking in their body.” To get the maximum results you need to take four capsules daily, two in the morning and two in the evening. The complete course is 6 months, during the time of which you hopefully will see increased gains in your height.

The most amazing thing about Maxagrowth however may be the price. For a supplement making such extraordinary claims we expected the price to be somewhere around $100 or more per bottle. We were actually pretty shocked when we found out that it was only $39.95. An affordable price indeed. “We think our product is a breakthrough that will change people’s lives.” a Maxagrowth representative said. “Part of our innovation is to have a product that not only does what we says it does, put is priced extremely affordably. We want our product to be used and benefited by all.”

While a Maxagrowth spokesman said that their product may be released in retail stores in the near future, it is currently only available for purchase through their website www.maxagrowth.com. They will also give you two bottles free if you purchase the full six month course and offer a 90-day money back guarantee on all orders.

For more information: http://www.maxagrowth.com
Contact: support@maxagrowth.com

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